Look at this real photo I found!

Hey boss,

Look at this picture I found on the internet!



HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm just kidding, boss, I didn't find this on the internet, I drew that dick on his face.

If you come to my newsstand I'll give you a receipt for Snapple at 15 cents, then you can take the receipt across the street and get the cheapest mother fucking snapple in history.

PEace.