Saturday, April 11, 2009

You want sour patch kids? I'll give you some fucking sour patch kids for free...

That's right, you heard me Boss. You come to my newsstand, tomorrow, the 12th, I'll just give you some mother fucking sour patch kids. Why? Call it the American way. Also, all you have to do is look at this dude Clarkston who works across the street and scream at him about how outrageous his prices are for sour patch kids... I see you do that, BAM, you get mother fucking sour patch kids.

Deal with it.

Jerry's Newsstand, probably the best thing to happen to newsstands since Clarkston started up his fucking blog.

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